Archive for October 2015

Contribute Your Curse or Snarky Toast

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

Contribute Your Curse or Snarky Toast
and have a credit in the book

 

Like: May you continually fall clumsily in front of your secret love – contributed by Rob Petre

Write your Snarky Toast below in the comments. Be sure to include your name for your credit and your email so that we can notify you if your Toast is chosen. There is no need to include your website unless you would like us to visit your website.

Good luck to you.

FREE Silly Little Curses and Snarky Bar Toasts Book

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses
or Snarky Bar Toasts

For Halloween or any Inappropriate Occasion

For FREE when you sign up for Mark’s blog, buy a book or story or write a review (see how below). Do you have a friend to tickle? Would you like to get even? Has your neighbor driven you mad? Have you had it with your brother making you the butt of every joke? Here’s your chance to get even with a curse from Mark Giglio’s collection of old Italian curses….tphhhh! This offer is good for October only!

Make your rivals quiver with curses like:

“May you always send money to the Nigerian prince”

Horrify your neighbor with:

“May the toilet paper roll always run out and there never be another roll to be found”

Make your brother cringe with:

“May you discover your wife is our long lost sister”

Or Good for everyone:

“May you be sued by someone you help”

Or its companion piece:

 “May you be sued for not helping”

Halloween. Ugly curse.
Damned if you do and Damned if you don’t!

Over 50 Jaw Dropping Curses! from Mark Giglio! Collect them all! Click To Tweet

How may you ask?

1. Sign up for Mark’s Blog here on Alchemist Gift

Fill in your email below for your FREE item

 

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Sign up for the blog and we will email you a curse you can share with your friends or damn your enemy.

2. Buy one of Mark’s books or Short Stories

 

 

Alchemist Gift, a novel by Mark on Amazon Kindle for only .99 Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

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'Old Nick' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Old Nick’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

 

Old Nick, In “Old Nick” we meet frustrated Franco, his duplicitous wife Carol Ann and the attractive stranger Nick, whose agenda is certainly his own. A short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

 

Mist Boats

Mist Boats

 

Mist Boats, Will the young tribesmen rise to the challenge and cross over a mythical mist that appears once a generation and leave the plateau? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you make your purchase and we will send you your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

 

Helen-Nevermore Contest-winner

Helen-Nevermore Contest-winner

Helen, a winner in the Nevermore Contest, short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

'Robbie's APP' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Robbie’s APP’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

Robbie’s App,  a look into the lives of Giles and Virginia Thurston. They are rich enough to satisfy their every appetite until Virginia lets her birthday gift, Robbie’s APP, get out of control. Be ready for a delicious ending.a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

'A Glimpse of Eternity' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘A Glimpse of Eternity’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

A Glimpse of Eternity Would you want to be able to relive certain loving moments of your life? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

Eden Towers What is AIs were better than us?

Eden Towers What is AIs were better than us?

 

Eden Towers, Instead of the mad machine (PBM) being the problem, why not be the solution? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

Beyond Certain Boundaries

Beyond Certain Boundaries

Beyond Certain Boundaries Can love transcend the limits of what it is to be human? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

Spell Check-Where a Critic Gets What He Deserves

Spell Check-Where a Critic Gets What He Deserves in a Humorous Way

 

Spell Check Where a pompous critic Ass gets his comeuppings in a humorous way, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Write a Review for any of Mark’s books or Short Stories

Alchemist Gift, a novel by Mark on Amazon Kindle. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Old Nick, In “Old Nick” we meet frustrated Franco, his duplicitous wife Carol Ann and the attractive stranger Nick, whose agenda is certainly his own. A short story by Mark on Smashwords for only $.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Mist Boats, Will the young tribesmen rise to the challenge and cross over a mythical mist that appears once a generation and leave the plateau?
a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Helen, a winner in the Nevermore Contest, short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Robbie’s App,  a look into the lives of Giles and Virginia Thurston. They are rich enough to satisfy their every appetite until Virginia lets her birthday gift, Robbie’s APP, get out of control. Be ready for a delicious ending.a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

A Glimpse of Eternity Would you want to be able to relive certain loving moments of your life? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Eden Towers, Instead of the mad machine (PBM) being the problem, why not be the solution? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Beyond Certain Boundaries Can love transcend the limits of what it is to be human? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Spell Check Where a pompous critic Ass gets his comeuppings in a humorous way, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you finish your review and we will send you your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses

Remember this is only for October so don’t wait!
Amaze Your Friends!
Devastate Your Enemies!
Don’t miss your opportunity to get even!
Over 50 to collect!
Get started right away!

 

 

Mark Giglio

Mark Giglio

“I Approve This Message”

FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses
or Snarky Bar Toasts

For Halloween or any Inappropriate Occasion

For FREE when you sign up for Mark’s blog, buy a book or story or write a review (see how below). Do you have a friend to tickle? Would you like to get even? Has your neighbor driven you mad? Have you had it with your brother making you the butt of every joke? Here’s your chance to get even with a curse from Mark Giglio’s collection of old Italian curses….tphhhh! This offer is good for October only!

Make your rivals quiver with curses like:

“May you always send money to the Nigerian prince”

Horrify your neighbor with:

“May the toilet paper roll always run out and there never be another roll to be found”

Make your brother cringe with:

“May you discover your wife is our long lost sister”

Or Good for everyone:

“May you be sued by someone you help”

Or its companion piece:

 “May you be sued for not helping”

Halloween. Ugly curse.
Damned if you do and Damned if you don’t!

Over 50 Jaw Dropping Curses! from Mark Giglio! Collect them all! Click To Tweet

How may you ask?

1. Sign up for Mark’s Blog here on Alchemist Gift

Fill in your email below for your FREE item

 

Verification

Sign up for the blog and we will email you a curse you can share with your friends or damn your enemy.

2. Buy one of Mark’s books or Short Stories

Alchemist Gift, a novvel by Mark on Amazon Kindle for only 4.99 Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

 

.

'Old Nick' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Old Nick’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

Old Nick, In “Old Nick” we meet frustrated Franco, his duplicitous wife Carol Ann and the attractive stranger Nick, whose agenda is certainly his own. A short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

 

Mist Boats

Mist Boats

Mist Boats, Will the young tribesmen rise to the challenge and cross over a mythical mist that appears once a generation and leave the plateau? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you make your purchase and we will send you your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

 

Helen-Nevermore Contest-winner

Helen-Nevermore Contest-winner

Helen, a winner in the Nevermore Contest, short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

'Robbie's APP' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Robbie’s APP’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

Robbie’s App,  a look into the lives of Giles and Virginia Thurston. They are rich enough to satisfy their every appetite until Virginia lets her birthday gift, Robbie’s APP, get out of control. Be ready for a delicious ending.a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

'A Glimpse of Eternity' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘A Glimpse of Eternity’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

A Glimpse of Eternity Would you want to be able to relive certain loving moments of your life? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

Eden Towers What is AIs were better than us?

Eden Towers What is AIs were better than us?

Eden Towers, Instead of the mad machine (PBM) being the problem, why not be the solution? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

 

Beyond Certain Boundaries

Beyond Certain Boundaries

Beyond Certain Boundaries Can love transcend the limits of what it is to be human? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

Spell Check-Where a Critic Gets What He Deserves

Spell Check-Where a Critic Gets What He Deserves in a Humorous Way

Spell Check Where a pompous critic Ass gets his comeuppings in a humorous way, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Write a Review for any of Mark’s books or Short Stories

Alchemist Gift, a novel by Mark on Amazon Kindle. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Old Nick, In “Old Nick” we meet frustrated Franco, his duplicitous wife Carol Ann and the attractive stranger Nick, whose agenda is certainly his own. A short story by Mark on Smashwords for only $1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Mist Boats, Will the young tribesmen rise to the challenge and cross over a mythical mist that appears once a generation and leave the plateau?
a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Helen, a winner in the Nevermore Contest, short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Robbie’s App,  a look into the lives of Giles and Virginia Thurston. They are rich enough to satisfy their every appetite until Virginia lets her birthday gift, Robbie’s APP, get out of control. Be ready for a delicious ending.a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

A Glimpse of Eternity Would you want to be able to relive certain loving moments of your life? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Eden Towers, Instead of the mad machine (PBM) being the problem, why not be the solution? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Beyond Certain Boundaries Can love transcend the limits of what it is to be human? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Spell Check Where a pompous critic Ass gets his comeuppings in a humorous way, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you finish your review and we will send you your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses

Remember this is only for October so don’t wait!
Amaze Your Friends!
Devastate Your Enemies!
Don’t miss your opportunity to get even!
Over 50 to collect!
Get started right away!
Mark Giglio

Mark Giglio

“I Approve This Message”

Societal and Psychological Horror Revealed in Helen

A Horror Story on so many levels – Helen

A very personal statement from the Author, Mark Giglio

Some readers say Helen should be banned. Some say disgusting. Some say child pornography.

Personally, I don’t know how child pornography reads, and I’m sure you don’t either. I do know what emotional abuse feels like though and how it can ruin relationships. That one quote from Marcy’s mother as she is getting ready to leave, ” I don’t know what I ever did to deserve her.” is something my dad said (of course he said, ‘you’) to me when I was about nine or ten. It’s stuck with me.

She (Marcy) uses the word desperate three or four times describing herself.

Marcy is love starved.

As I look back so was I, and with a daily diet of sarcasm and belittlement it was very frustrating to not be able to have any meaningful relationship that was not tainted and eventually spoiled by my upbringing, and not know why. Now I do.  Marcy is a desperate soul. She uses the word desperate three or four times describing herself. Love starved people, especially teens, question their worth. The only thing Marcy can give Helen is herself if she wants to be loved back.

Read and Vote for Helen in the Nevermore Contest

Helen takes advantage of Marcy’s need for love

I find it interesting no one has objected to an impressionable teenager being witness and participating in the embezzlement that Helen laughs off, the dead bodies upstairs, Helen’s part in Anita’s falling down the stairs to her death, the dismemberment of the bodies and sending Marcy’s mom off to Cancun to her certain sad end. Go figure.

This piece is a social statement

I honestly don’t have it in me to write anything glorifying child abuse or using the pain of others for entertainment purposes. An element in the story ‘Helen’ has to do with pedophilia. The mention of this very pervasive problem that has plagued man and womankind since the beginning of time should not illicit an immediate knee jerk reaction, but alas it does. If I write about murder, spousal abuse, bullying, or even erotica (Any 50 Shades of Gray fans out there?), that seems to be just fine.

One in four women and one in six men report having been sexually abused

Over 300 K+ reported cases of child sexual abuse every year

For our common edification, there are over 300 K+ reported cases of child sexual abuse every year (Some analysts believe that is only half of the true number.)  27% of pedophiles are women. Over 40 million adults in this country alone report being sexually abused or raped as children. That’s one in four women and one in six men. Why isn’t this talked about and brought to the fore? Just because a story illustrates the insidious and manipulative powers of Helen, a pedophile, over her niece, the author does not condone the characters behavior, on the contrary.

If you are a silent victim of pedophilia, face it, talk about it, exorcise it and you will find you will be stronger for it

Regards,

Mark Giglio.

Mark Giglio, Author and Artist

Mark Giglio, Author and Artist

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Read and Vote for Helen in the Nevermore Contest

The Horror That is “Helen” is a Big Hit

Helen Horror

Helen Horror

Readers Rave about the Horror Story “Helen”

Give it 5 Stars

Vote for “Helen” by Oct. 20 and help the story win 1st Place

Summary: A tale of secrets, pedophilia, and murder. 14 year old Marcy is confused, Helen helps her to understand who she is and what she is capable of. Did I mention Helen is a manipulative monster?+18.

Reviews

Well written with simple beauty and descriptive scenes. I would enjoy reading other things you have written – Raven Delehanty, author

It turned me on by violating social/sexual taboos. You are a truly gifted writer. what an imagination and in a Victorian House – Tomas Gayton, author

A Twisted Scary Tale Rod Serling would Like Readers say 5 Stars Vote Helen to #1 in Nevermore Contest… Click To Tweet

Mark has an uncanny ability to create female characters that have depth and great psychological complexity and in a short story format that is quite an accomplishment .- Mike Blood, anthropologist

What Helen does to mommie-mom, her sister, at the end is just diabolical.- peoplesmart

This is the kind of horror story that really scares me because it could happen.- obiwanda

Vote for “Helen” by Oct. 20 and help the story win 1st Place

Help Helen Win the Nevermore Gold Badge

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Vote for “Helen” by Oct. 20 and help the story win 1st Place

28 votes are needed to overtake 1st place

Mark Giglio, Author and Artist

Mark Giglio, Author and Artist

 

Mark Giglio, “Helen”‘s author
thanks you
for your support

Vote for Helen in the Nevermore Contest

Helen Horror

“Helen”, Mark’s New Short Story is a Groundbreaker

A tale of secrets, pedophilia, and murder. 14 year old Marcy is confused, Helen helps her to understand who she is and what she is capable of. Did I mention Helen is a manipulative monster?+18.

 

Vote for Helen in the Nevermore Contest on Inkett

 

Help Mark win the Contest. Contest ends October 20 so don’t delay. Click on this link Helen and look for the heart at the bottom of the screen. It says

Like this story? Help it win the Nevermore writing contest by clicking the heart!

 

Other Readers Have Said

Mark surprises again with material in rarely discussed territory. This is the kind of horror story that really scares me because it could happen. Aunt Helen is quite the monster with murder, embezzlement, pedophilia. Wow what won’t this woman do? But you’ll be disappointed in yourself because she is likable too. Marcy, her niece, is sort of a victim here, but perhaps the acorn has not fallen too far from the tree. -MECavanaugh

This is the kind of horror story that really scares me It could happen. Click To Tweet

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Stories can also become favorites. But voting isn’t enough. Helen needs a review to become a favorite. Just a few lines is enough and, of course, 5 stars is the best.

Hope you enjoy the story. It is a rare story but one that needs to be told. 20% of pedophiles are women but Helen is so much more than that.

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Today’s Curse from Mark Giglio

May you find your wife's mother super hot and she finds you the same

May you find your wife’s mother super hot and she finds you the same

Over 50 Jaw Dropping Curses! from Mark Giglio! Collect them all! Click To Tweet

How may you ask?

1. Sign up for Mark’s Blog here on Alchemist Gift

Fill in your email below for your FREE item

 

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Sign up for the blog and we will email you a curse you can share with your friends or damn your enemy.

2. Buy one of Mark’s Short Stories

 

'Old Nick' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Old Nick’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

 

Old Nick, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE curse.

 

 

 

 

 

Mist Boats

Mist Boats

 

Mist Boats, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE curse.

 

 

 

 

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

 

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you make your purchase and we will send you your FREE curse

 

 

(more short stories will become available soon on Amazon)

3. Write a Review for any of Mark’s books or Short Stories

Old Nick, a short story by Mark on Smashwords. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE curse.

Mist Boats, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE curse.

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you finish your review and we will send you your FREE curse

Remember this is only for October so don’t wait!
Amaze Your Friends!
Devastate Your Enemies!
Don’t miss your opportunity to get even!
Over 50 to collect!
Get started right away!
Mark Giglio

Mark Giglio

 

 

Today’s Curse from Mark Giglio

May an icy wind sting your face like Africanized bees

May an icy wind sting your face like Africanized bees

Over 50 Jaw Dropping Curses! from Mark Giglio! Collect them all! Click To Tweet

How may you ask?

1. Sign up for Mark’s Blog here on Alchemist Gift

Fill in your email below for your FREE item

 

Verification

Sign up for the blog and we will email you a curse you can share with your friends or damn your enemy.

2. Buy one of Mark’s Short Stories

 

'Old Nick' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Old Nick’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

 

Old Nick, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE curse.

 

 

 

 

Mist Boats

Mist Boats

 

Mist Boats, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE curse.

 

 

 

 

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

 

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you make your purchase and we will send you your FREE curse

 

(more short stories will become available soon on Amazon)

3. Write a Review for any of Mark’s books or Short Stories

Old Nick, a short story by Mark on Smashwords. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE curse.

Mist Boats, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE curse.

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you finish your review and we will send you your FREE curse

Remember this is only for October so don’t wait!
Amaze Your Friends!
Devastate Your Enemies!
Don’t miss your opportunity to get even!
Over 50 to collect!
Get started right away!
Mark Giglio

Mark Giglio

 

 

Funny Halloween Curses FREE from Mark Giglio

Send Funny Halloween Curses to Your Friends or Foes

May You Be Sued for Helping

Curse: May You Always Send Money to the Nigerian Prince

 

For FREE when you sign up for Mark’s blog, buy a book or story or write a review (see how below). Do you have a friend to tickle? Would you like to get even? Has your neighbor driven you mad? Have you had it with your brother making you the butt of every joke? Here’s your chance to get even with a curse from Mark Giglio’s collection of old Italian curses….tphhhh! This offer is good for October only!

 

 

Make your rivals quiver with curses like:

“May you always send money to the Nigerian prince”

Horrify your neighbor with:

“May the toilet paper roll always run out and there never be another roll to be found”

Make your brother cringe with:

“May you discover your wife is our long lost sister”

Or Good for everyone:

“May you be sued by someone you help”

Or its companion piece:

 “May you be sued for not helping”

Damned if you do and Damned if you don't

Curse: Damned if you do and Damned if you don’t

Damned if you do and Damned if you don’t!

Over 50 Jaw Dropping Curses! from Mark Giglio! Collect them all! Click To Tweet

How may you ask?

1. Sign up for Mark’s Blog here on Alchemist Gift

Fill in your email below for your FREE item

 

Verification

Sign up for the blog and we will email you a curse you can share with your friends or damn your enemy.

2. Buy one of Mark’s books or Short Stories

 

'Old Nick' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Old Nick’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

 

Old Nick, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE curse.

 

 

 

 

Mist Boats

Mist Boats

 

Mist Boats, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE curse.

 

 

 

 

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

 

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you make your purchase and we will send you your FREE curse

 

(more short stories will become available soon on Amazon)

3. Write a Review for any of Mark’s books or Short Stories

Old Nick, a short story by Mark on Smashwords. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE curse.

Mist Boats, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE curse.

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you finish your review and we will send you your FREE curse

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