FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses
or Snarky Bar Toasts

For Halloween or any Inappropriate Occasion

For FREE when you sign up for Mark’s blog, buy a book or story or write a review (see how below). Do you have a friend to tickle? Would you like to get even? Has your neighbor driven you mad? Have you had it with your brother making you the butt of every joke? Here’s your chance to get even with a curse from Mark Giglio’s collection of old Italian curses….tphhhh! This offer is good for October only!

Make your rivals quiver with curses like:

“May you always send money to the Nigerian prince”

Horrify your neighbor with:

“May the toilet paper roll always run out and there never be another roll to be found”

Make your brother cringe with:

“May you discover your wife is our long lost sister”

Or Good for everyone:

“May you be sued by someone you help”

Or its companion piece:

 “May you be sued for not helping”

Halloween. Ugly curse.
Damned if you do and Damned if you don’t!

Over 50 Jaw Dropping Curses! from Mark Giglio! Collect them all! Click To Tweet

How may you ask?

1. Sign up for Mark’s Blog here on Alchemist Gift

Fill in your email below for your FREE item

 

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Sign up for the blog and we will email you a curse you can share with your friends or damn your enemy.

2. Buy one of Mark’s books or Short Stories

Alchemist Gift, a novvel by Mark on Amazon Kindle for only 4.99 Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

 

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'Old Nick' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Old Nick’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

Old Nick, In “Old Nick” we meet frustrated Franco, his duplicitous wife Carol Ann and the attractive stranger Nick, whose agenda is certainly his own. A short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

 

Mist Boats

Mist Boats

Mist Boats, Will the young tribesmen rise to the challenge and cross over a mythical mist that appears once a generation and leave the plateau? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you make your purchase and we will send you your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

 

Helen-Nevermore Contest-winner

Helen-Nevermore Contest-winner

Helen, a winner in the Nevermore Contest, short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

'Robbie's APP' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Robbie’s APP’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

Robbie’s App,  a look into the lives of Giles and Virginia Thurston. They are rich enough to satisfy their every appetite until Virginia lets her birthday gift, Robbie’s APP, get out of control. Be ready for a delicious ending.a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

'A Glimpse of Eternity' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘A Glimpse of Eternity’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

A Glimpse of Eternity Would you want to be able to relive certain loving moments of your life? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

Eden Towers What is AIs were better than us?

Eden Towers What is AIs were better than us?

Eden Towers, Instead of the mad machine (PBM) being the problem, why not be the solution? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

 

Beyond Certain Boundaries

Beyond Certain Boundaries

Beyond Certain Boundaries Can love transcend the limits of what it is to be human? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

Spell Check-Where a Critic Gets What He Deserves

Spell Check-Where a Critic Gets What He Deserves in a Humorous Way

Spell Check Where a pompous critic Ass gets his comeuppings in a humorous way, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Write a Review for any of Mark’s books or Short Stories

Alchemist Gift, a novel by Mark on Amazon Kindle. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Old Nick, In “Old Nick” we meet frustrated Franco, his duplicitous wife Carol Ann and the attractive stranger Nick, whose agenda is certainly his own. A short story by Mark on Smashwords for only $1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Mist Boats, Will the young tribesmen rise to the challenge and cross over a mythical mist that appears once a generation and leave the plateau?
a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Helen, a winner in the Nevermore Contest, short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Robbie’s App,  a look into the lives of Giles and Virginia Thurston. They are rich enough to satisfy their every appetite until Virginia lets her birthday gift, Robbie’s APP, get out of control. Be ready for a delicious ending.a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

A Glimpse of Eternity Would you want to be able to relive certain loving moments of your life? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Eden Towers, Instead of the mad machine (PBM) being the problem, why not be the solution? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Beyond Certain Boundaries Can love transcend the limits of what it is to be human? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Spell Check Where a pompous critic Ass gets his comeuppings in a humorous way, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you finish your review and we will send you your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses

Remember this is only for October so don’t wait!
Amaze Your Friends!
Devastate Your Enemies!
Don’t miss your opportunity to get even!
Over 50 to collect!
Get started right away!
Mark Giglio

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