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Contribute Your Curse or Snarky Toast

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

Contribute Your Curse or Snarky Toast
and have a credit in the book

 

Like: May you continually fall clumsily in front of your secret love – contributed by Rob Petre

Write your Snarky Toast below in the comments. Be sure to include your name for your credit and your email so that we can notify you if your Toast is chosen. There is no need to include your website unless you would like us to visit your website.

Good luck to you.

FREE Silly Little Curses and Snarky Bar Toasts Book

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses
or Snarky Bar Toasts

For Halloween or any Inappropriate Occasion

For FREE when you sign up for Mark’s blog, buy a book or story or write a review (see how below). Do you have a friend to tickle? Would you like to get even? Has your neighbor driven you mad? Have you had it with your brother making you the butt of every joke? Here’s your chance to get even with a curse from Mark Giglio’s collection of old Italian curses….tphhhh! This offer is good for October only!

Make your rivals quiver with curses like:

“May you always send money to the Nigerian prince”

Horrify your neighbor with:

“May the toilet paper roll always run out and there never be another roll to be found”

Make your brother cringe with:

“May you discover your wife is our long lost sister”

Or Good for everyone:

“May you be sued by someone you help”

Or its companion piece:

 “May you be sued for not helping”

Halloween. Ugly curse.
Damned if you do and Damned if you don’t!

Over 50 Jaw Dropping Curses! from Mark Giglio! Collect them all! Click To Tweet

How may you ask?

1. Sign up for Mark’s Blog here on Alchemist Gift

Fill in your email below for your FREE item

 

Verification

Sign up for the blog and we will email you a curse you can share with your friends or damn your enemy.

2. Buy one of Mark’s books or Short Stories

 

 

Alchemist Gift, a novel by Mark on Amazon Kindle for only .99 Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

.

'Old Nick' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Old Nick’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

 

Old Nick, In “Old Nick” we meet frustrated Franco, his duplicitous wife Carol Ann and the attractive stranger Nick, whose agenda is certainly his own. A short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

 

Mist Boats

Mist Boats

 

Mist Boats, Will the young tribesmen rise to the challenge and cross over a mythical mist that appears once a generation and leave the plateau? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you make your purchase and we will send you your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

 

Helen-Nevermore Contest-winner

Helen-Nevermore Contest-winner

Helen, a winner in the Nevermore Contest, short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

'Robbie's APP' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Robbie’s APP’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

Robbie’s App,  a look into the lives of Giles and Virginia Thurston. They are rich enough to satisfy their every appetite until Virginia lets her birthday gift, Robbie’s APP, get out of control. Be ready for a delicious ending.a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

'A Glimpse of Eternity' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘A Glimpse of Eternity’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

A Glimpse of Eternity Would you want to be able to relive certain loving moments of your life? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

Eden Towers What is AIs were better than us?

Eden Towers What is AIs were better than us?

 

Eden Towers, Instead of the mad machine (PBM) being the problem, why not be the solution? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

Beyond Certain Boundaries

Beyond Certain Boundaries

Beyond Certain Boundaries Can love transcend the limits of what it is to be human? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

Spell Check-Where a Critic Gets What He Deserves

Spell Check-Where a Critic Gets What He Deserves in a Humorous Way

 

Spell Check Where a pompous critic Ass gets his comeuppings in a humorous way, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Write a Review for any of Mark’s books or Short Stories

Alchemist Gift, a novel by Mark on Amazon Kindle. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Old Nick, In “Old Nick” we meet frustrated Franco, his duplicitous wife Carol Ann and the attractive stranger Nick, whose agenda is certainly his own. A short story by Mark on Smashwords for only $.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Mist Boats, Will the young tribesmen rise to the challenge and cross over a mythical mist that appears once a generation and leave the plateau?
a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Helen, a winner in the Nevermore Contest, short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Robbie’s App,  a look into the lives of Giles and Virginia Thurston. They are rich enough to satisfy their every appetite until Virginia lets her birthday gift, Robbie’s APP, get out of control. Be ready for a delicious ending.a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

A Glimpse of Eternity Would you want to be able to relive certain loving moments of your life? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Eden Towers, Instead of the mad machine (PBM) being the problem, why not be the solution? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Beyond Certain Boundaries Can love transcend the limits of what it is to be human? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Spell Check Where a pompous critic Ass gets his comeuppings in a humorous way, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you finish your review and we will send you your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses

Remember this is only for October so don’t wait!
Amaze Your Friends!
Devastate Your Enemies!
Don’t miss your opportunity to get even!
Over 50 to collect!
Get started right away!

 

 

Mark Giglio

Mark Giglio

“I Approve This Message”

FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses
or Snarky Bar Toasts

For Halloween or any Inappropriate Occasion

For FREE when you sign up for Mark’s blog, buy a book or story or write a review (see how below). Do you have a friend to tickle? Would you like to get even? Has your neighbor driven you mad? Have you had it with your brother making you the butt of every joke? Here’s your chance to get even with a curse from Mark Giglio’s collection of old Italian curses….tphhhh! This offer is good for October only!

Make your rivals quiver with curses like:

“May you always send money to the Nigerian prince”

Horrify your neighbor with:

“May the toilet paper roll always run out and there never be another roll to be found”

Make your brother cringe with:

“May you discover your wife is our long lost sister”

Or Good for everyone:

“May you be sued by someone you help”

Or its companion piece:

 “May you be sued for not helping”

Halloween. Ugly curse.
Damned if you do and Damned if you don’t!

Over 50 Jaw Dropping Curses! from Mark Giglio! Collect them all! Click To Tweet

How may you ask?

1. Sign up for Mark’s Blog here on Alchemist Gift

Fill in your email below for your FREE item

 

Verification

Sign up for the blog and we will email you a curse you can share with your friends or damn your enemy.

2. Buy one of Mark’s books or Short Stories

Alchemist Gift, a novvel by Mark on Amazon Kindle for only 4.99 Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

 

.

'Old Nick' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Old Nick’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

Old Nick, In “Old Nick” we meet frustrated Franco, his duplicitous wife Carol Ann and the attractive stranger Nick, whose agenda is certainly his own. A short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

 

Mist Boats

Mist Boats

Mist Boats, Will the young tribesmen rise to the challenge and cross over a mythical mist that appears once a generation and leave the plateau? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you make your purchase and we will send you your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

 

Helen-Nevermore Contest-winner

Helen-Nevermore Contest-winner

Helen, a winner in the Nevermore Contest, short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

'Robbie's APP' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Robbie’s APP’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

Robbie’s App,  a look into the lives of Giles and Virginia Thurston. They are rich enough to satisfy their every appetite until Virginia lets her birthday gift, Robbie’s APP, get out of control. Be ready for a delicious ending.a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

'A Glimpse of Eternity' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘A Glimpse of Eternity’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

A Glimpse of Eternity Would you want to be able to relive certain loving moments of your life? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

Eden Towers What is AIs were better than us?

Eden Towers What is AIs were better than us?

Eden Towers, Instead of the mad machine (PBM) being the problem, why not be the solution? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

 

Beyond Certain Boundaries

Beyond Certain Boundaries

Beyond Certain Boundaries Can love transcend the limits of what it is to be human? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

Spell Check-Where a Critic Gets What He Deserves

Spell Check-Where a Critic Gets What He Deserves in a Humorous Way

Spell Check Where a pompous critic Ass gets his comeuppings in a humorous way, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Write a Review for any of Mark’s books or Short Stories

Alchemist Gift, a novel by Mark on Amazon Kindle. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Old Nick, In “Old Nick” we meet frustrated Franco, his duplicitous wife Carol Ann and the attractive stranger Nick, whose agenda is certainly his own. A short story by Mark on Smashwords for only $1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Mist Boats, Will the young tribesmen rise to the challenge and cross over a mythical mist that appears once a generation and leave the plateau?
a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Helen, a winner in the Nevermore Contest, short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Robbie’s App,  a look into the lives of Giles and Virginia Thurston. They are rich enough to satisfy their every appetite until Virginia lets her birthday gift, Robbie’s APP, get out of control. Be ready for a delicious ending.a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

A Glimpse of Eternity Would you want to be able to relive certain loving moments of your life? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Eden Towers, Instead of the mad machine (PBM) being the problem, why not be the solution? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Beyond Certain Boundaries Can love transcend the limits of what it is to be human? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Spell Check Where a pompous critic Ass gets his comeuppings in a humorous way, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only 1.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you finish your review and we will send you your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses

Remember this is only for October so don’t wait!
Amaze Your Friends!
Devastate Your Enemies!
Don’t miss your opportunity to get even!
Over 50 to collect!
Get started right away!
Mark Giglio

Mark Giglio

“I Approve This Message”

Today’s Curse from Mark Giglio

May you find your wife's mother super hot and she finds you the same

May you find your wife’s mother super hot and she finds you the same

Over 50 Jaw Dropping Curses! from Mark Giglio! Collect them all! Click To Tweet

How may you ask?

1. Sign up for Mark’s Blog here on Alchemist Gift

Fill in your email below for your FREE item

 

Verification

Sign up for the blog and we will email you a curse you can share with your friends or damn your enemy.

2. Buy one of Mark’s Short Stories

 

'Old Nick' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Old Nick’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

 

Old Nick, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE curse.

 

 

 

 

 

Mist Boats

Mist Boats

 

Mist Boats, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE curse.

 

 

 

 

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

 

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you make your purchase and we will send you your FREE curse

 

 

(more short stories will become available soon on Amazon)

3. Write a Review for any of Mark’s books or Short Stories

Old Nick, a short story by Mark on Smashwords. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE curse.

Mist Boats, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE curse.

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you finish your review and we will send you your FREE curse

Remember this is only for October so don’t wait!
Amaze Your Friends!
Devastate Your Enemies!
Don’t miss your opportunity to get even!
Over 50 to collect!
Get started right away!
Mark Giglio

Mark Giglio

 

 

Today’s Curse from Mark Giglio

May an icy wind sting your face like Africanized bees

May an icy wind sting your face like Africanized bees

Over 50 Jaw Dropping Curses! from Mark Giglio! Collect them all! Click To Tweet

How may you ask?

1. Sign up for Mark’s Blog here on Alchemist Gift

Fill in your email below for your FREE item

 

Verification

Sign up for the blog and we will email you a curse you can share with your friends or damn your enemy.

2. Buy one of Mark’s Short Stories

 

'Old Nick' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Old Nick’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

 

Old Nick, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE curse.

 

 

 

 

Mist Boats

Mist Boats

 

Mist Boats, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE curse.

 

 

 

 

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

 

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you make your purchase and we will send you your FREE curse

 

(more short stories will become available soon on Amazon)

3. Write a Review for any of Mark’s books or Short Stories

Old Nick, a short story by Mark on Smashwords. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE curse.

Mist Boats, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE curse.

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you finish your review and we will send you your FREE curse

Remember this is only for October so don’t wait!
Amaze Your Friends!
Devastate Your Enemies!
Don’t miss your opportunity to get even!
Over 50 to collect!
Get started right away!
Mark Giglio

Mark Giglio

 

 

Funny Halloween Curses FREE from Mark Giglio

Send Funny Halloween Curses to Your Friends or Foes

May You Be Sued for Helping

Curse: May You Always Send Money to the Nigerian Prince

 

For FREE when you sign up for Mark’s blog, buy a book or story or write a review (see how below). Do you have a friend to tickle? Would you like to get even? Has your neighbor driven you mad? Have you had it with your brother making you the butt of every joke? Here’s your chance to get even with a curse from Mark Giglio’s collection of old Italian curses….tphhhh! This offer is good for October only!

 

 

Make your rivals quiver with curses like:

“May you always send money to the Nigerian prince”

Horrify your neighbor with:

“May the toilet paper roll always run out and there never be another roll to be found”

Make your brother cringe with:

“May you discover your wife is our long lost sister”

Or Good for everyone:

“May you be sued by someone you help”

Or its companion piece:

 “May you be sued for not helping”

Damned if you do and Damned if you don't

Curse: Damned if you do and Damned if you don’t

Damned if you do and Damned if you don’t!

Over 50 Jaw Dropping Curses! from Mark Giglio! Collect them all! Click To Tweet

How may you ask?

1. Sign up for Mark’s Blog here on Alchemist Gift

Fill in your email below for your FREE item

 

Verification

Sign up for the blog and we will email you a curse you can share with your friends or damn your enemy.

2. Buy one of Mark’s books or Short Stories

 

'Old Nick' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Old Nick’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

 

Old Nick, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE curse.

 

 

 

 

Mist Boats

Mist Boats

 

Mist Boats, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE curse.

 

 

 

 

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

 

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you make your purchase and we will send you your FREE curse

 

(more short stories will become available soon on Amazon)

3. Write a Review for any of Mark’s books or Short Stories

Old Nick, a short story by Mark on Smashwords. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE curse.

Mist Boats, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE curse.

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you finish your review and we will send you your FREE curse

Remember this is only for October so don’t wait!
Amaze Your Friends!
Devastate Your Enemies!
Don’t miss your opportunity to get even!
Over 50 to collect!
Get started right away!
Mark Giglio

Mark Giglio

 

 

“I Approve This Message”

Download Triptych Series Vol. 1

Please Download Triptych Series Vol. 1

It is easy. Go to the Amazon page. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VB43X26

If you have the Kindle Unlimited Service, you can download it FREE.

If you don’t have Kindle Unlimited, you can try it FREE for 30 days and download Triptych Series Vol. 1.

Or… you can buy it for $2.99.

Just read one short story and flip through a few other pages, and Mark will get his royalty.

But I’ll bet you like them and want more. Happy Days! Mark is working on the second story for the second volume of the Triptych Series and you will have another book in about a month.

Do you like the Twilight Zone? Ray Bradbury Theater? The Hunger? Each book has one delicious horror story that will make you howl; one beautiful, inspirational fantasy or paranormal story to make you swoon, and one science fiction story to tickle your techy bone and make your skin crawl.

‘Hum-Hor’ is a combination of humor and horror, the macabre, and the unexpected. So get your funny bone tickled and support your favorite artist and writer at the same time, Mark Giglio. We love you! The Triptych Series Vol. 1.

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

New ‘Hum-Hor’ Short Story Series

From the Mind of Mark Giglio

Download the new Horror, Sci-Fi short story book “Triptych Series Vol. 1” for your Kindle Unlimited or buy for only $2.99. The app for Kindle is free from Amazon.http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VB43X26

If you don’t have Kindle Unlimited you can get a FREE trial for 30 days and download “Triptych Series Vol. 1.”

 

It’s all about the royalty!

Read only one story, about 10 pages, and we will get our royalty. What can be easier than that?! The stories are good too. Just thumb through the book at a normal reading pace and we get paid!

 

What the Heck is Hum-Hor?

The Triptych Series, a collection of short stories dubbed ‘Hum-hor’, is a combination of humor and horror, the macabre, and the unexpected. Each volume will include three stories as in Triptych art. I’ll be exploring the darker side of human nature a la The Twilight Zone, Alfred Hitchcock, and American Horror Story by putting my characters, some likable and others not so, through their paces.

Get your copy here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VB43X26

Old Nick

'Old Nick' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Old Nick’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the first installment, “Old Nick,” we meet frustrated Franco, his duplicitous wife Carol Ann and the attractive stranger Nick, whose agenda is certainly his own.

You’ll like the underlying humor and irony in “Old Nick.” Giglio will keep you in suspense even though you just know ‘Old Nick’ would come out on top. Poor Carol Ann and poor Franco, they get what they deserve in the end.

Here’s the link to get your copy: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VB43X26

 

A Glimpse of Eternity

'A Glimpse of Eternity' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘A Glimpse of Eternity’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For the romantics in the crowd, the next story “A Glimpse of Eternity” is set in a cozy cabin where two couples, each from different times and circumstances are able to live their most precious moments for eternity.

“A Glimpse of Eternity” is really different and very beautifully written, especially Giglio’s descriptions in the beginning scene.

“I’ve read my share of ghost stories but never thought of ghosts being happy or in love, or that we have an opportunity to live our lives exactly as we want.” – M. Wilson

Fall in Love with the story here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VB43X26

Robbie’s APP

'Robbie's APP' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Robbie’s APP’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Robbie’s APP” allows a look into the lives of Giles and Virginia Thurston. They are rich enough to satisfy their every appetite until Virginia lets her birthday gift, Robbie’s APP, get out of control.. Be ready for a delicious ending.

You can get the book here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VB43X26

 

Remember! It’s all about the royalty!

Get your copy of “Triptych Series Vol. 1” now. Don’t wait! We need that paycheck. All you have to do is read one story. Ten minutes tops! Here’s the link: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VB43X26

Thank you.

 

 

The Year According to the Art of Giglio – Mark’s Humor

This Year Was a Challenging Year for Mark Giglio

Yes it was quite a year! Mark recounted his chance meeting with Larry Hagman of Dallas and I Dream of Jeannie fame in an art gallery in Ojai. Here was an opportunity to schmooz with his fellow man and savor the absurdities of life. Videos can be seen on YouTube.com at Living the Art of Giglio.

 

 

Mark is also a patriot. He served his country during the Vietnam War as a VIP (Voice Intercept Processor). listening to the Cuban air force for signs of invasion. In 2014 to honor his country and his fellow veterans he instituted the Veterans Day Grub Crawl.

 

 

Thanks Dennys, Claim Jumper, Menchies Yogurt, Pizza Factory, Red Lobster and Applebees for the grub. He started the evening before Veteran’s Day at Claim Jumper with good ol’ American Steak and Potatoes, a staple of all Veterans. Breakfast was at Dennys with their famous Grand Slam and maple shots. It was an eatingfest all day culminating at Applebees with Steak and Potatoes with a rolaid chaser. It was an all American Day.

 

 

 

December 11, 2014 3:17 PM Pasquali aka Blackie, Mark’s cat, becomes disgruntled. He and Mark have been inseparable friends for the last nine years since Blackie was rescued from certain death when he was abandoned in a paper shopping bag as a kitten (He came in a plain brown wrapper). Blackie was at Mark’s side all the way through the writing of Alchemist Gift. When Mark jokingly called Blackie his MEWS, Blackie took offense knowing that by psychic connection he had been feeding the entire novel to Mark. Mark was HIS ghost writer. This really disturbed him. He would have done something about it but his attention was always drawn away by something as important as a noisy black fly that landed on Mark’s hand or the tantilizing f_f_f_t of the pealing back of a cat food can which studies show cats can hear from over half a mile away.

 

 

At Halloween Mark climbed into his pumpkin shell. “Kept in a pumpkin shell; escape with an ebook.”

Kept in a Pumpkin Shell? Escape with an Ebook.

Kept in a Pumpkin Shell? Escape with an Ebook.

 

 

 

At Christmas when Mark’s fellow Americans became victims of DRONE ACCIDENTS he felt compassion for these less fortunate and was compelled to warn them of the dangers of DRONE KNEE

 

Drone Knee

Drone Knee

 

 

DRONE ANKLE

Drone Ankle Injury

Drone Ankle Injury

 

 

and the dangers of becoming a FUGITIVE FROM THE FAA for drone regulation offenses.

 

FAA Can Never Find Me

FAA Can Never Find Me

Mark’s Christmas epiphany is “Give Mark’s ebook, Alchemist Gift. One size fits all!”

Why didn't they give me Mark's ebook, Alchemist Gift?

Why didn’t they give me Mark’s ebook, Alchemist Gift?

 

Not that he would ever wear a bra; well, just that once.

 

And so the year ends. What will the next years bring? More of Mark’s patriotic and humanitarian gestures? More of Blackie’s quest to get recognition for his novel, Alchemist Gift? And I hear Blackie is writing a new graphic novel, Chat Noir! Stay tuned at www.alchemististgift.com and on the www.youtube.com channel, Living the Life of Giglio.


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