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Contribute Your Curse or Snarky Toast

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

Contribute Your Curse or Snarky Toast
and have a credit in the book

 

Like: May you continually fall clumsily in front of your secret love – contributed by Rob Petre

Write your Snarky Toast below in the comments. Be sure to include your name for your credit and your email so that we can notify you if your Toast is chosen. There is no need to include your website unless you would like us to visit your website.

Good luck to you.

FREE Silly Little Curses and Snarky Bar Toasts Book

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

book of silly curses and snarky bar toasts

FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses
or Snarky Bar Toasts

For Halloween or any Inappropriate Occasion

For FREE when you sign up for Mark’s blog, buy a book or story or write a review (see how below). Do you have a friend to tickle? Would you like to get even? Has your neighbor driven you mad? Have you had it with your brother making you the butt of every joke? Here’s your chance to get even with a curse from Mark Giglio’s collection of old Italian curses….tphhhh! This offer is good for October only!

Make your rivals quiver with curses like:

“May you always send money to the Nigerian prince”

Horrify your neighbor with:

“May the toilet paper roll always run out and there never be another roll to be found”

Make your brother cringe with:

“May you discover your wife is our long lost sister”

Or Good for everyone:

“May you be sued by someone you help”

Or its companion piece:

 “May you be sued for not helping”

Halloween. Ugly curse.
Damned if you do and Damned if you don’t!

Over 50 Jaw Dropping Curses! from Mark Giglio! Collect them all! Click To Tweet

How may you ask?

1. Sign up for Mark’s Blog here on Alchemist Gift

Fill in your email below for your FREE item

 

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Sign up for the blog and we will email you a curse you can share with your friends or damn your enemy.

2. Buy one of Mark’s books or Short Stories

 

 

Alchemist Gift, a novel by Mark on Amazon Kindle for only .99 Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

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'Old Nick' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Old Nick’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

 

Old Nick, In “Old Nick” we meet frustrated Franco, his duplicitous wife Carol Ann and the attractive stranger Nick, whose agenda is certainly his own. A short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

 

Mist Boats

Mist Boats

 

Mist Boats, Will the young tribesmen rise to the challenge and cross over a mythical mist that appears once a generation and leave the plateau? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you make your purchase and we will send you your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses

 

 

 

 

Helen-Nevermore Contest-winner

Helen-Nevermore Contest-winner

Helen, a winner in the Nevermore Contest, short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

'Robbie's APP' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘Robbie’s APP’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

Robbie’s App,  a look into the lives of Giles and Virginia Thurston. They are rich enough to satisfy their every appetite until Virginia lets her birthday gift, Robbie’s APP, get out of control. Be ready for a delicious ending.a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

'A Glimpse of Eternity' from Triptych Series Vol. 1

‘A Glimpse of Eternity’ from Triptych Series Vol. 1

A Glimpse of Eternity Would you want to be able to relive certain loving moments of your life? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

Eden Towers What is AIs were better than us?

Eden Towers What is AIs were better than us?

 

Eden Towers, Instead of the mad machine (PBM) being the problem, why not be the solution? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

Beyond Certain Boundaries

Beyond Certain Boundaries

Beyond Certain Boundaries Can love transcend the limits of what it is to be human? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

Spell Check-Where a Critic Gets What He Deserves

Spell Check-Where a Critic Gets What He Deserves in a Humorous Way

 

Spell Check Where a pompous critic Ass gets his comeuppings in a humorous way, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after purchase for your FREE Big Book of Silly Little Curses.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Write a Review for any of Mark’s books or Short Stories

Alchemist Gift, a novel by Mark on Amazon Kindle. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Old Nick, In “Old Nick” we meet frustrated Franco, his duplicitous wife Carol Ann and the attractive stranger Nick, whose agenda is certainly his own. A short story by Mark on Smashwords for only $.99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you have written your review to get your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Mist Boats, Will the young tribesmen rise to the challenge and cross over a mythical mist that appears once a generation and leave the plateau?
a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Helen, a winner in the Nevermore Contest, short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Robbie’s App,  a look into the lives of Giles and Virginia Thurston. They are rich enough to satisfy their every appetite until Virginia lets her birthday gift, Robbie’s APP, get out of control. Be ready for a delicious ending.a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

A Glimpse of Eternity Would you want to be able to relive certain loving moments of your life? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Eden Towers, Instead of the mad machine (PBM) being the problem, why not be the solution? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Beyond Certain Boundaries Can love transcend the limits of what it is to be human? a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

Spell Check Where a pompous critic Ass gets his comeuppings in a humorous way, a short story by Mark on Smashwords for only .99. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com after writing your review for your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses.

The Triptych Series Vol. 1, Three short stories (Old Nick, A Glimpse of Eternity, Robbies Ap), Hum-Hor from the mind of Mark Giglio, available on Amazon Kindle for only 2.99 or FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription. Email us at wem2529@yahoo.com when you finish your review and we will send you your FREE Big Book of Silly Curses

Remember this is only for October so don’t wait!
Amaze Your Friends!
Devastate Your Enemies!
Don’t miss your opportunity to get even!
Over 50 to collect!
Get started right away!

 

 

Mark Giglio

Mark Giglio

“I Approve This Message”

Download Triptych Series Vol. 1

Please Download Triptych Series Vol. 1

It is easy. Go to the Amazon page. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VB43X26

If you have the Kindle Unlimited Service, you can download it FREE.

If you don’t have Kindle Unlimited, you can try it FREE for 30 days and download Triptych Series Vol. 1.

Or… you can buy it for $2.99.

Just read one short story and flip through a few other pages, and Mark will get his royalty.

But I’ll bet you like them and want more. Happy Days! Mark is working on the second story for the second volume of the Triptych Series and you will have another book in about a month.

Do you like the Twilight Zone? Ray Bradbury Theater? The Hunger? Each book has one delicious horror story that will make you howl; one beautiful, inspirational fantasy or paranormal story to make you swoon, and one science fiction story to tickle your techy bone and make your skin crawl.

‘Hum-Hor’ is a combination of humor and horror, the macabre, and the unexpected. So get your funny bone tickled and support your favorite artist and writer at the same time, Mark Giglio. We love you! The Triptych Series Vol. 1.

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

Triptych Series Vol. 1 Hum-hor from the Mind of Mark Giglio

ebook Alchemist Gift – Get 1 Give 2

ebook Alchemist Gift
Get 1 Give 2 for a limited time

Alchemist Gift eBook Cover

Alchemist Gift eBook Cover

Hope you all downloaded your FREE ebook “Alchemist Gift” from Mark Giglio. Here’s another way you can help.

 

GET 1 GIVE 2 program

It will help my book move up on the sales charts where it will be noticed

give the ebook to 2 of your friends or family. Do it right away. The coupon is good until the end of Sunday, Aug. 17.


Here is the FREE coupon code LY95K

Use your coupon at:

Smashwords

http://bit.ly/UBFRBs

or you can buy it for $1.99 at

iTunes

http://bit.ly/1scVtJ3

Smashwords

http://bit.ly/UBFRBs

Barnes & Noble

http://bit.ly/1AkfocC

 

If you could buy a book to give away for only $1.99 that would really help.

See how to below. It is really easy and takes about a minute to do.

It looks like a lot of steps but it is really not. It only takes a minute. You’ll see. Just give away 2 or buy one or two for a friend or family or buy one and give one FREE.

They’ll thank you. I thank you.

Click here. It will take you to Alchemist Gift on Smashwords.com http://bit.ly/UBFRBs

Click on the Smashwords.com link
Click Adult Content in the upper right. Make sure it has a check mark by it.
On the right in green you will see “Give as a gift”.
Click there and put your friends email into the box on the left where it says “Who is the Gift for?”
Register with Smashwords if you don’t already have an account ( you just need your name, email, password, and check the box to say you are over 18)
Put your coupon code LY95K into the coupon code box
Click Apply Coupon on the bottom right (the price will go to 0)
Click Checkout and you are done

The Alchemist Gift ebook is available at

iTunes

http://bit.ly/1scVtJ3

Smashwords

http://bit.ly/UBFRBs

Barnes & Noble

http://bit.ly/1AkfocC

 

Available in these formats: epub (Apple itunes),
mobi (Amazon Kindle), pdf, rtf, lrf, pdb, txt

Help us Breakout and move up on the charts.
Thanks Alchemist Gift friends

Mark Giglio, Author

Mark Giglio, Author & Artist

Mark Giglio, Author & Artist

eBook Alchemist Gift Releases

The Alchemist Gift ebook is available at

iTunes

http://bit.ly/1scVtJ3

Smashwords

http://bit.ly/UBFRBs

Barnes & Noble

http://bit.ly/1AkfocC

 

ebook Alchemist Gift Quote:

Truth is a transitory perception guided by self delusion

Alchemist Gift ebook Released

Alchemist Gift Book Cover

Alchemist Gift eBook Cover

The Alchemist Gift ebook is available at

iTunes

http://bit.ly/1scVtJ3

Smashwords

http://bit.ly/UBFRBs

Barnes & Noble

http://bit.ly/1AkfocC

 

Available in these formats: epub (Apple itunes),
mobi (Amazon Kindle), pdf, rtf, lrf, pdb, txt

Help us Breakout and move up on the charts.
Thanks Alchemist Gift friends

Mark Giglio, Author

Mark Giglio, Author & Artist

Mark Giglio, Author & Artist

Get your ebook TODAY

at Smashwords, Apple iTunes, or Barnes & Noble

Price is going up this week.
Could be tomorrow. Don’t Wait!

Let’s Breakout!

Reviewers give Alchemist Gift ebook five (5) stars

“WOW! This story creates characters that you really grow to love and respect.”

-Amanda Craven

 

Or get a Special Package with Collectibles

with handwritten notes from the author, T-shirts, Giclees, Alchemist Series Art Furniture

 

For an extra literary treat see the Appendix for suggested discussion questions and COMING SOON delve into the symbolism of birds, character’s names and nature or have a Renaissance Breakout Party. Like the Alchemist Gift Fan Club  facebook page and get notification when the website is ready.

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